I will update this eventually with some of my work you can actually look through
For the time being, here's something akin to a summary:

Hello, I'm Shane B, otherwise known as a variety of versions of the word "Wanderer" (I really like that word)
Self-taught software developer with a passion for making neat things that work, at your service *tips fedora*.

I have experience with all of the following

• CSS3, HTML5, JavaScript (I'll work with whatever JS libraries are necessary if need be)
• PHP
• Node.js (& npm)
• Python
• Java
• C/C++
• Anything SQL, though mainly MySQL

I also happen have experience in unrelated stuff that may be of interest

• Graphic Design
• 2D Digital Illustration
• Some experience in commercial translations (English, Russian, Dutch)